cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

abarestorytotell:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

(Source: encourage)

lewuis:

do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

spacelovemelody:

current emotion: i need money

(Source: thesyntaxkid)

hakunamatuta:

okaydoke:

if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands

not only am i to lazy to study, i’m to lazy to clap my hands

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

• some bitch:omg you wore that shirt the other day
• me:yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine